by Rob Diaz | Jan 5, 2017 | Fiction, General Fiction, Prompted, Unedited
I will not rush to get my anti-resolutions out on time, because anti-resolutions, like a fine wine, take time. I will not share posts on Facebook which inform others that Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg or others are giving away millions of dollars, Xboxes and emus. Those...
by Rob Diaz | Dec 17, 2016 | Edited, Fiction, Humorous, Sci-fi/Fantasy, Short Stories
“Why can’t we just buy a stupid tray, Mom?” Ryan kicked at the dust on the attic floor. “I’d rather be… well, anywhere but here.” Virginia looked up from the pile of musty bedding in the corner. “Ryan, it’s Christmas Eve and we’ve looked everywhere else...
by Rob Diaz | Jan 1, 2015 | Fiction, Humorous, Prompted, Real Life
I will not blame ObamaCare for my son’s unfortunate wardrobe choices. I will not make judgments about other men based on the size of their coffee mugs. I will not change the things I say on Twitter just because my daughter thinks I tweet like an old—possibly...
by Rob Diaz | Dec 31, 2013 | Fiction, Humorous, Prompted, Real Life
Written based on the Today’s Author Write Now! prompt on December 31, 2013, in which we are asked to creatively list ten things we will not do in the coming year. Of course, for obvious reasons I need to stick with a nice, lucky number like thirteen… I...
by Rob Diaz | Sep 10, 2013 | Humorous, Real Life
Dear Nick, We wanted to wish you good luck and let you know that we’re here to help you on the path to a successful mathematical career throughout middle school. As you know, I (Dad) am and always have been a math geek, so I wanted to give you some helpful...